A Free Bitch’s Guide to Happiness

free bitchI. Avoid tight arses and prudes, unless you are one yourself in which case you deserve to be miserable! They are like leeches who suck the weird and wonder from the world.

II. Spend as much time as possible with people who make you laugh, support you and empower you to be the best version of you there is. There are so many forces in the world to bring you down, so if you find someone who lifts you up then hold onto them!

III. Remember that you too are expected to be the type of friend/partner etc who lifts up those closet to you when they need help. Never assume that someone else will do this for you if you won’t for them.

IV. Find enjoyment no matter how small or silly. I am not a believer in guilty pleasure, if something makes you happy regardless of its maturity or being ‘uncool’, embrace it. Could be something like South Park, finishing the crossword, or looking forward to Frankie Boyle’s column in The Sun.

V. Not giving a fuck about the thoughts and opinions of others. Sadly there will always be detractors, killjoys who are so miserable with their own existence that they have to bring everyone else down. Only bland shades of Beige and Grey will do, so when they meet someone who is more Shocking Pink, they are dumb founded! To these people, just smile and laugh as you walk away.

VI. Give yourself a sodding break!!! If you were as demanding of others that you are for yourself, you would think you were in the presence of Stalin. Sadly we expect too much of ourselves and this costs us time, energy and pleasure. If you have done all that you can, then why punish yourself? Give yourself a big glass of some thing nice and treat youself!!

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One comment

  1. Yep.. right on the money. Cheers.

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